i went on a blind date with a guy i met on the internet. we went to a bar and things were going okay. then we went to play spades, and he was terrible, which isn't a big deal, but then he whined about losing, which should have tipped me off. when he dropped me off at my car, he tried to kiss me but i was so disgusted with his whining i made an excuse that i had to be up early. he said he didn't know he was taking out a grandma. i realize this isn't that horrible, but it's all i got.
 

Oh dear god, I've got a million. The man who looked like a slug with a pin for a head. The man who BROUGHT HIS CAR STEERING WHEEL ON A DATE. And the man who dribbled. Seriously. He dribbled. All over the table.

Not good.

DM x