Tollajackson
   Years ago, my  friend Tolanda had to say my whole name and it turned out that she didn't really  know it.  "Stacey.. Tollajackson, or whatever."  We had a good laugh  over it and I chalked it up to black girls from Miami probably not being real  familiar with Norwegian last names.
  
 Now, the weird  thing is that I have been called "Ms. Tollajackson" THREE times in the past  week, the last time today by the pharmacist at Walgreens.  Stacey  Tollajackson.  Then again, I guess it's only two extra letters..