Today I opened the Onion.com.
Then I went to the Sun-Sentinel. Then I switched back to the Onion. All in a matter of, like, half a second. So quickly I had basically forgotten I opened the Onion. I tend to do this - I log on and open a few sites all at once, because I'm too impatient to wait for anything to load.
So anyway, I sat there staring at this story:Over-Optimistic NFL Doctor Says Injured Bills Player Kevin Everett Will Fly Out Of Hospital
12:01AM ET HOUSTONLess than a month after Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett suffered a life-threatening dislocation and fracture of his cervical spine that was predicted to... more
Totally thinking I was looking at the Sun-Sentinel. I'm like, "Huh? Fly? They're using a figure of speech in a headline? Wha?" Then I'm looking at the picture. "WHA?"
THEN I remembered that I had loaded the Onion.... Okay, I guess that makes more sense. :D