This had me giggling into my snorkel.
This conch had both its eyes out, watching me. I, of course, like encounters with all animals, from turtles to crabs, so I hunkered down in the sand to stare at this guy close up.
I realized after a few seconds that he was trying to get away from the big, scary, swimming blob (me). Please watch his get-away attempt, as it would most certainly make you laugh too.
Don't worry - I swam off soon after, so this little guy could think that he was successful. You know he bragged to all his little conch friends later.