hahahaha there's this restaurant close to here.. cafe martorano. it's like a joke 'cause forever i just knew it as the place that had like a dozen goomba-lookin' fellas standing outside talking on their cell phones. i guess the food is good... but it's like $100 for two people to eat there. chris is always saying we should go there, but then remembers that the ambiance is so lame. it's like over-tanned middle-aged women with fake boobs and the men that love them.

also, one of my math teachers.. this flaaaaming old dude with a pinkie ring who had the WORST new yorker accent EVER... and he was, like, always dressed like he was going to go out clubbin' and was trying to reclaim his youth. it came up one day that martorano was his favorite restaurant. yeah, big surprise.

apparently two celebs ate there saturday:
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/food/restaurants/blog/2009/02/jamie_foxx_chazz_palminteri_at.html

i couldn't get over the pics of the dude from martorano who was in the pics.

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