This is what happens when I try to cook.
What was my lofty goal when
this happened?

I wanted to heat up pre-made taco shells. You know, from a kit. Made for people that can't/won't cook. Instead of warmed taco shells, I instead got vaguely taco-shaped piles of coal, accompanied by the sweet song of the smoke detector. I love being "domestically challenged" as Ed puts it.