That's it. I'm starting to make reference every time I see a news story involving Wisconsin.
New Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin crowned.
MILWAUKEE - A new Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin has been crowned after pageant leaders stripped the original winner of the title when she appeared in a newspaper photograph standing up.Wisconsin man charged with abducting St. Paul sisters
The Ramsey County attorney charged a Wisconsin man today with abducting two young girls from outside their St. Paul home with promises of ice cream, tying their necks with a rope and then releasing them 30 minutes later at a park.Answering the call: Wisconsin No. 1 when it comes to custom turkey calls
Do I really need to come up with a description for this one?Proposal to allow killing of wild cats in Wis. criticized as cruel, archaic
Fur is flying over a Wisconsin man's proposal to legalize shooting wild cats. Firefighter Mark Smith says he has received threatening phone calls over his proposal. South Dakota and Minnesota already allow wild cats killing.White Supremacist Hale sentenced to 40 years
...Early suspicion fell on Hale followers, but days later a Chicago man disgruntled over a ruling in his medical malpractice lawsuit fatally shot himself in Wisconsin and confessed to the slayings in a note.Shooting at Brookfield, Wisconsin hotel kills five
A shooting at a hotel in Wisconsin has left five people dead. Police in Brookfield, Wisconsin, say the gunman shot and killed himself. Seven to eight people, ages from early teens to the 60s were taken to hospitals in serious condition.Wisconsin Police Offer Reward in Horse Tail Thefts
TOWN OF LEON, Wis. (AP) -- Some horses in central Wisconsin may still be bright eyed, but no longer bushy tailed. Waushara and Portage county sheriff's departments are trying to figure out who is cutting off the tails of some horses.
My people sure are, uh, balanced.