In case I ever thought I could feel bad about my money situation
The people at Dunkin Donuts got paid today. I overheard the one complaining, "They took nearly $50 out for taxes! I made $257 and only got paid $209!"
I see this lady there all the time. And she's getting paid $209 a week. Which means she's living off of $800 and change each month.
Also, she has a moustache. And the beginnings of a beard.