Christina Aguilera at a Vegas Halloween Party

"I've tried to make sense of it, but everytime I see Christina Aguilera with that goofy fiance of hers, I can't help but think that there's something very wrong with the world. Either he's secretly a billionaire or he's got a super gigantic penis. Any other explanation is just plain crazy."

from thesuperficial.com

for the record, i think they're super cute. the fact that he is so not the big pierced oaf you'd tend to picture her with means it must be real! good for them. :)

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