Tuesday, April 11, 2006
I just do not get Lindsay Lohan.
As some of you know, and make fun of me for, I sometimes bide my time by checking on my Bloglines blogs. Some of these are celeb-gossip blogs. I know it's not a very good use of time, but I only check up on them when I have nothing better to do with that time. Well, that or I've exhausted myself with doing more productive things.
So anyway, yeah, I check up on the celebrity blogs.
After many months of scrolling through Perez Hilton's daily trash-talk, I have a few things to say.
#1. Nicole Ritchie really just needs to eat something. Honestly now.
#2. Paris Hilton needs to cover herself up once in a while. I'm really just kinda in awe of her that she'd want to go around in lingerie as much as she does. Sometimes doesn't she get an urge just to wear something comfortable? This is what she wore to Hugh Hefner's birthday party. Her other option was pajamas. WHY DIDN'T SHE WEAR PAJAMAS? Most people use these themed parties to show their other/naughty side (like all women do for Halloween), but considering we've already seen Paris in less, why couldn't she just opt for the pajamas?
#3. Could they just quit with the plastic surgery already?
STOP!
Spot anything that looks a bit off in this pic?
#4. I just do not get Lindsay Lohan. I get most of the little obsessions people have - Britney Spears was hot, now is white-trashy. Angelina Jolie is carrying Brad Pitt's baby, for crissake. I But I just do not get the obsession this country/planet has with Lindsay Lohan. She's everywhere!
I guess it was more understandable when she was a pretty girl with glossy hair and big boobs. She looked healthy. Now she's just a skinny white chick with a bad dye job. And whose eyebrows don't match the rest of her.
OK, I just had to get that off my chest. Now we can return to pictures and links like this:
KNOXVILLE ZOO OPENS NAKED MOLE RAT EXHIBIT
Naked mole rats have often been one of my favorite animals. Well, maybe favorite isn't the right word. Basically, I'm horrified and wholly amused by how ugly they are. ¶ 4:52 PM
So anyway, yeah, I check up on the celebrity blogs.
After many months of scrolling through Perez Hilton's daily trash-talk, I have a few things to say.
#1. Nicole Ritchie really just needs to eat something. Honestly now.
#2. Paris Hilton needs to cover herself up once in a while. I'm really just kinda in awe of her that she'd want to go around in lingerie as much as she does. Sometimes doesn't she get an urge just to wear something comfortable? This is what she wore to Hugh Hefner's birthday party. Her other option was pajamas. WHY DIDN'T SHE WEAR PAJAMAS? Most people use these themed parties to show their other/naughty side (like all women do for Halloween), but considering we've already seen Paris in less, why couldn't she just opt for the pajamas?
#3. Could they just quit with the plastic surgery already?
STOP! Spot anything that looks a bit off in this pic?#4. I just do not get Lindsay Lohan. I get most of the little obsessions people have - Britney Spears was hot, now is white-trashy. Angelina Jolie is carrying Brad Pitt's baby, for crissake. I But I just do not get the obsession this country/planet has with Lindsay Lohan. She's everywhere!
I guess it was more understandable when she was a pretty girl with glossy hair and big boobs. She looked healthy. Now she's just a skinny white chick with a bad dye job. And whose eyebrows don't match the rest of her.
OK, I just had to get that off my chest. Now we can return to pictures and links like this:
KNOXVILLE ZOO OPENS NAKED MOLE RAT EXHIBIT
Naked mole rats have often been one of my favorite animals. Well, maybe favorite isn't the right word. Basically, I'm horrified and wholly amused by how ugly they are. ¶ 4:52 PM
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