mariah carey creeps me the hell out (after that thoughtful post, how about i move onto something superficial. i try to shake it up, ya know.)


i realized that every time i see mariah carey, she's kinda posing the same way. i did a google image search for mariah, and sure enough - she always faces the same way. do a google search for "mariah carey right side" and you get this, which explains that, yes, she demands to be photographed from her right side only, as she considers it her good side. i had heard of things like that before, namely i think a rumor that barbra streisand has the same sorts of demands. but, like, to really see the evidence of something like that.. yeah, wow.


i mean, the whole good side/bad side thing has merit; i tried it out once with a photograph of mine; you know, when i first heard about the whole symmetrical-face theory, i used a straight-on headshot and replicated the sides so i could have a full face of my right side and a full face of my left side. one side is significantly more attractive.



but anyway, regardless, isn't a little crazy to actually pose for pics like that? a little, um, superficial? a little self-absorbed? anyway, i thought that was weird.

also, she is completely nuts. every few months, i see pics of her outside "walking her dog" and she's always completely glammed-up and slutted-out. to "walk the dog". (also here. and here. that poor dog looks so confused.) mmhmm.

there's also http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001059.html, but i don't even know what to say about that.

needless to say, the lady needs help.

ADDENDUM: now she's in a pepsi commercial - watch it! it's hilarious! she is faced the SAME WAY for the whole commercial. singing, smiling, going down a freaking slide.. all from her right side! crazy!  ¶ 11:33 PM