halloween is a mere two months away.. girls, you'd better start looking for your slutty costume!

i'm sure i've talked about this, how girls' costumes really amuse me. they're all like men's costumes, only with the word "slutty" in front. a slutty fireman! a slutty doctor! a slutty butterfly! (yes, i've seen one.) a slutty goth! (ditto.) slutty snow white!

i came across a costume site today and had to browse through the ladies' costumes.

some shameless standouts, from buycostumes.com:

slutty harry potter!



this is supposed to be a "foreign exchange student" but i think it was just an excuse to wear knee highs:



seriously, this is a costume?

we all know that the ladybug is the sluttiest of all insects.



slutty construction worker:



this is the worst.

it's, uh, a girls gone wild girl, i guess. seriously.. just.. shameless.

i guess i understand; it's the one night of the year that it's okay to slut out like this. but, like, if women really want to wear belly shirts and knee-high boots this bad, why don't they just do it?

i'm guessing most of you men agree. :D

not that i'm immune to all this.. after all, last year, i did briefly change out of my "pregnant britney spears" costume to wear this slutty pregnant nun(?!) getup:

  ¶ 12:05 PM