The other night, lovely Ryan from work informed me that January 19-26 is “Genius Week.” Now, I’ve never put much stock in astrology. Even less once Alli told me that, since I’m an Aquarius, my erogenous zone was my CALVES. But I like this whole “Genius Week” idea. This means – people born around that time are very book smart, but very scatterbrained.
So this explains why I leave my keys in stores (twice in one shopping trip, honestly), leave my $300 cash sticking out of the ATM, throw my wallet out with the trash, etc. It turns out that I’m just a genius!
I thought about that today when I somehow managed to kick open a shaving cut from earlier today, which was actually a shaving cut from a few days ago that I managed to re-open in the shower this morning. Yeah, my high heel from my other foot smacked into it. It started bleeding so I went to the first aid kit to see if we had anything to help. The first aid kit is in this big cabinet-type thing.
It’s sitting on a table, though, and not on the wall, so it’s hard to open. I opened it a smidge, then leaned over to look inside. And hit myself, fairly hard, on the latch for its door. Luckily, I just missed my eye and instead hit right under.
Nearly de-eying myself
on a first aid kit
. Definitely, definitely
the work of a genius.