Actually overheard today:
"Could you cut an inch or so of bread off of each side?"Where? Doris' Italian Market
Customer to Deli Worker. Customer appeared to be pregnant with twins, although probably wasn't as it was a guy.When?
Just as Deli Worker was slathering a cup or so of mayonaisse on Customer's sub.What?
A cheese, meatball, and
roastbeef sub. I didn't even think you mixed that stuff, but this guy was all about shattering my preconceptions about meat consumption, apparently.Why?
"I'm trying to cut down on my bread consumption."
I love people who think the Atkins diet is an excuse to eat the nastiest shit on earth, only with no bread. Or in this case, less