chris = too funny
chris likes to tease me, anytime the subject of rings come up, about "blood diamonds." how could i be so selfish as to want a ring that caused so much injustice and suffering?
imagine my glee when i was reading a magazine one day and it said that tiffany's has been selling conflict-free diamonds for years and years (as well as no coral-based jewelry). i showed him the article as soon as he came home and he whipped the magazine across the room. in jest, of course.
so ever since, tiffany's has been a bit of a joke. and since he got me a bracelet from there last year, they send catalogs from time to time. they are appropriately filed.
today i went to get yesterday's mail out of the box and noticed there was a tiffany blue envelope, which is what they send their catalogs in. i separated his mail from patty's then put the tiffany catalog on top and walked it into him, quite self-satisifed as i held it out to him.
he didn't make any indication that he realized what i had done or that it was even a tiffany's catalog. but within a half second of me handing him the stack, he tossed the tiffany catalog over his shoulder. as in: "garbage!"