christmas music
   they play it  non-stop on the country station now..
 and the other day  they played this song - "leroy the redneck reindeer"
 all i can think  when country artists do stuff like this is that they're making it way too  easy for the country haters.. 
  
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 Well you've all heard the story
About  Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas tell
That never has  been told
Well you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard  nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't  forget
Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he  got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said  Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said Hey  I'm on my way
And he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the  North Pole
All the reindeer stiggered and laughed
They never seen a deer  in overalls
And a John Deer tracktor hat
Well Santa stepped in
And said  just calm down
Cuz we all got a job to do
Like it or not Leroy's in  charge
And he's gonna be leading you
And it was
Leroy The Redneck  Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good  ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two  Steppin all across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And  made history that night
Before that night was over
Leroy had changed  there tune
He had them scootin a holf
On every single roof
By the light  of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bad with the dixie flag
He as having the  time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas Yall
And all of  yall a goodnight
And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to  the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls  along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across  the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that  night
He makes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that  night