Country music, why do you do this to me?
    This chick on Flickr took this picture at a Van Halen concert in the 80s.  No, it has not been photoshopped.  Sweet, right?  A mullet on a yeti.
This chick on Flickr took this picture at a Van Halen concert in the 80s.  No, it has not been photoshopped.  Sweet, right?  A mullet on a yeti.There’s a new song by Brad Paisley.  I liked it, in that harmless-Brad-Paisley-song way, until he got to the chorus.  Let’s take a look.
'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlightMoonlight?  Aww.
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticksAlright.
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowersA field of wildflowers?  Double aww.
And I'd like to check you for ticks.Uhh.
Country music, why must you make it so hard for me to defend you???