Country music, why do you do this to me?
This chick on Flickr took this picture at a Van Halen concert in the 80s. No, it has not been photoshopped. Sweet, right? A mullet on a yeti.There’s a new song by Brad Paisley. I liked it, in that harmless-Brad-Paisley-song way, until he got to the chorus. Let’s take a look.
'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlightMoonlight? Aww.
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticksAlright.
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowersA field of wildflowers? Double aww.
And I'd like to check you for ticks.Uhh.
Country music, why must you make it so hard for me to defend you???