Country music, why do you do this to me?
This chick on Flickr took this picture at a Van Halen concert in the 80s. No, it has not been photoshopped. Sweet, right? A mullet on a yeti.
There’s a new song by Brad Paisley. I liked it, in that harmless-Brad-Paisley-song way, until he got to the chorus. Let’s take a look.'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
Moonlight? Aww.I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
Alright.I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
A field of wildflowers? Double aww.And I'd like to check you for ticks.
Country music, why must you make it so hard for me to defend you???