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eBay: Ellen Stagg - Trina, 2004 (item 7351240135 end time Sep-27-05 09:51:02 PDT)
   eBay: Ellen Stagg - Trina, 2004 (item 7351240135 end time Sep-27-05 09:51:02 PDT)
Badonkadonk, my lord.
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (Dog vs. Porcupine)
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Fwd: Re: hello
   Ha ha ha!  I never wrote him back after the, uh, graphic attachment he sent me.  I guess my lack of interest does not dissuade Mr. Dongstein from continuing his quest to meet...!
Dan Dongstein <hungn2005@yahoo.com> wrote: 
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:16:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: Dan Dongstein <hungn2005@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: hello
Back after the storms,,ready to meet,,
 
 
   
        
   
spanish tv
   i have lots of spanish-language channels.  before i got cable, the i'm pretty sure the spanish-language outnumbered the english-.
  
 anyway, i'm loathe to watch things in spanish because, unlike english, i actually have to pay attention to understand anything.  and who wants to concentrate on one crazy summer?  
  
 yeah, for some reason, although the original programming is, well.. focused on over-dramatic telenovelas (i thought they'd be good to watch for language practice, but i can never get through the opening theme - all these people with ridiculous hair looking off into the distance, troubled) and variety shows.  the variety shows can be horrible and it's often hard to think that people are watching these things in the days when law & order is available.  the other day, alli was over and made me watch some venezuelan show.  there was some contest that involved washing plates and another with a dunking game.  were i not so fond of alli, i probably would've grabbed the remote and smacked her with it.  anyway, back to my original idea.. they always have really good movies on!  the kind of movies i'm excited to see are on tv... but then, you know, they start to speak and you realize that you could watch groundhog day  if you just felt like thinking.
  
 i did pause on some show named susana gimenez.  there was some crazy 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' type opening that captivated me.. some fake blonde surrounded by men in suits dancing around outside a mansion.  i watched for a while.. i think she read lotto numbers off.  then it was trivia!  i was happy because i got a lot of the answers right.  once i figured out the show was argentinian (they had a lot of argentina geography questions), i had a new respect for how damn smart those people are, though.. lots of history questions that perplexed me were answered casually.  what year this happened, what decade that person died.. lots of american trivia, too, that i should know, but.. you know, they live on another continent.  
  
 
susana
  
 all this spanish tv has really made me notice the differences in our culture.  all the civilian argentinas on the show are intelligent-looking, handsome brunettes.  all the celebrity argentinas are fake blondes with an obvious affinity for plastic surgery.  
  
 just.. very strange.  that some people really do transform themselves into barbie dolls - big boobs, long blonde hair extensions, plastic-like face.  (this lady makes pamela anderson look like a granola girl.)  and there is a culture out there to celebrate that.  weird.  
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
Woman sentenced to one year in dog drowning
   hi, crazy lady! good way to wrestle your way into your boyfriend's heart - kill his dog! i'd really like to know why she only got 1 year rather than the 3.5 minimum. that's such crap. 
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The following appeared on Boston.com:
Headline: Woman sentenced to one year in dog drowning
Date: September 28, 2005
"A Portsmouth woman will serve one year after pleading guilty to her
role in the drowning of her ex-boyfriend's dog last year." 
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
noticias
   foreword:  don’t ask me what’s going on with the fonts/spacing.  blogger for word has some bugs, apparently.  (1.  i never update y’all on anyone except for the kittens, so here is news about the rest of the clan.   kitten:  miserable.  she has her own food dish on the  kitchen island thing so she doesn't have to share with the other cats, because  sharing causes her to make devil noises.  she does cuddle up in my bed  anytime i'm there and she happens to be in the house, whether it's 6 a.m. or  lunchtime.  so that makes up for it.  elliot:   on his way to becoming a lap cat.  he comes and sits next to me to nap  sometimes.  it's quite cute.  fluffy:  somehow,  he got huge all of a sudden.  starting to match his paws.  i had the  thought today that i'm going to enjoy having him until i'm  40something.  that’s always a nice thought to have about a huge commitment.  :)  mamacat:  she's taken to  stealing my lunch (sandwiches, day in and day out) with elliot.  at least  she's coming out of her shell, if only for fake chicken.  mini  fluffy:  still cries a lot.  follows mama around trying to  nurse.  i don't blame her, though.. the rest of the cats take turns pinning her down by the neck.  honestly, it's like they wait in line to  beat her up.  turty:  i had to run by ed's last night  so i got to drive by the pond that makes turty's home.  there was a turtle  on the center island.  it may have been him!  even thought it was  starting to rain, i had to sit down and admire how gorgeous it is there.   letting him go there was definitely one of my most brilliant ideas, ever.  :)2.  i  got a book last night named 'white teeth' by zadie  smith.  (yes, i can read!)  anyone read it?  it's been out since 2000.  i've heard  good things about it but never was very inclined to read it, until i saw an  interview with her on pbs the other night.  she is adorably shy, looking  down as she finished every thought.  adorably humble.  seemed very..  very intelligent and admirable.  and when she finishes talking, her mouth  settles into a sweet bunny-type overbite.  reminds me of a familiar  cartoon, although i can't think of which one.  i was really intrigued to  see what this person wrote, what was the "best of [her]."  anyway,  so i got the book.  and i hope i like it; i had made a rule about buying books full-price, which i have followed for a whole month now and which i broke for it.  3.  i've been  super good lately and have only visited dunkin donuts for my light & sweet  sugar & caffeine bomb twice in the past week.  and i ordered  smalls!  that used to be a daily thing, you know.  the little indian  women in there all know me, know my drink.  it was kind of embarassing  when the cute cop would be standing at the counter and i'd walk in, "hi  there. a little late today, huh?  light & sweet for you?"   :\   for my reward, i have lost in the neighborhood of 4  pounds.  those size 6 jeans are just a few weeks away, i  hope.. of course, i've figured out that the only reason  i ever fit into a size 6 is because i am somewhat  lacking in the caboose.  but hey, i'll take it.  :)4.  i'm still in the class.  darnit.  see, i had  the $ to pay for the class when it started.  unfortunately, i missed the  payment deadline (i thought it was the first day of class; it wasn't) so had to  re-register in person.  "get a slip from the teacher that says you are  still allowed in the class."  "okay."  i got the slip and brought it  back after the first class.  the total bag of a lady working there was on  her way out.  "ma'am," she said.  "i have had a long day and i am not  going to stay to do that."  "okay!"  i didn't care.  i leaned  over to set it on her desk, you know, for the next day.  "you can't do  that."  "huh?" i said.  "you have to do that in person."  "you  can't enter it for me and i can pay online tomorrow?"  "no."  "ok,  i'll come back next week before class."  "we're not usually open this  late."  agggh.  the lady was a total ho.  and she's  married to one of my favorite professors ever!  anyway, the next week,  before i had a chance to use my lunch hour to go pay this thing.. and i'm tellin  ya, i did it ONLINE BEFORE SO I KNOW I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO *BE* THERE.. i  realized that, if i paid for this class, i would not have money, you know, to  eat with.  so i've been going every week and putting off going in to see  that ho again.  well, now i have the money.  tonight is class.   i'm realizing that it's been a month.  i called, "can i still register for  this class?  i've been going every week."  they put me on hold.   "yes."  Dammit.  and i was looking for an excuse to go home and sweep  tonight.  no, really.  lesser of the two evils, you  know.okay, i'm outta here.  i have a class to yawn  through.           
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
   autumn (or as we call it in s. florida, the "slightly less hot version of summer"; winter is the "least hot version of summer" and so on) is making her appearance, finally. i was just outside and, i'll tell ya, the air felt cool and refreshing. crisp, almost. i see here on the weather that it is currently 87 degrees, feels like 92.crisp. ???i guess it's all relative..  
   
     
 
   
        
   
on the subject of dumb blondes
   a friend yesterday told me that i come off as "dumb." this is how it was said, actually, "I just said there is something about you that makes you seem, um, dumb?" not that i am dumb, she said. i just come off that way. when things like this happen, i tend to go off on the anti-social deep end: "fine, i just won't talk then." just like when someone said i was, well, fat. i made a no-bathing-suit-or-less rule, by which i stood for a good three or four months. even at the beach.eventually being modest became more trouble than it was worth. and i can't imagine life would be much fun as a mute. this, of course, does not stop me from continuing to think, "fine, i just won't talk then," every time my mind wanders to this subject. nor does it stop me from being relieved that there is no one in my life right now whose opinion matters on my fat-or-not status. and both of those things make me wish people who were supposed to have been the ones to make me think nice things about myself and could have... well, not have been the ones to make me feel like this. :( 
   
     
 
   
        
   
You know I'm TOTALLY getting business cards with this printed on it.
    
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
   http://www.nataliedee.com/index.phpI don't remember where I came across this, but it's in my bookmarks.  If you're like me, you really gotta keep looking until they click with you and suddenly you will find them all pretty funny.  You know this girl just giggles herself silly when she's drawing these..  "Bahaha.. zombie sex..." 
The one below is one of the only ones that really just, you know, makes 
sense.  No silliness required.
 
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
FW: Blond Joke
    A blond was sitting on  a train reading the newspaper.  The headlines  blared,
                    "12  Brazilian Soldiers Killed "    
 
  She  shook her head at the bad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to  her and asked, "How many is a  BRAZILIAN"
  
   
     
 
   
        
   
The manatees' funny looking cousin, the Dugong
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
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i'm also a sucker for foreign languages
   this nice, quiet,  venezuelan guy at my job rents an office from us.  he used to  work from home (he's working for a company in germany) but i think trying to  design yachts with two little girls and a wife around is difficult.   anyway, we're doing this sailing thing and the more the merrier, so i mentioned  it to him.  sounds like he'd like to go, if he ever has a saturday  free.  
  
 i don't have his  email address so i printed out the email from squid with the info and brought it  to his office.  i walked in and realized he was speaking german  on the phone.  i leaned over to make a note on the paper so i wouldn't  have to interrupt him and he said, "danke, stacey."  i smiled.   "i mean, thank you."  
  
 i found that very  cute.  :)
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
This is just the best picture.
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
i'm a total sucker for the aesthetics of sailing
   				 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
dilemma
   i got a trap  for the cats from the landlord last night.
 i don't have  a place for them to go yet, but that's not the  problem.
  
 i'd like to  send them to their new home fixed and with a rabies shot.  $27 at the  humane society.  i can do that.  
  
 but how do i  time it?
  
 i don't want  to separate the brothers.  if i took one, got it fixed, took it to the new  place, then went for the other one.. well, i don't think that'd be very  good.  what if he left?  and then they were separated?  blech.  
  
 or i could  take them both to a new place.  then go back to trap them to get them  fixed.  but would they go back in a trap after they got fooled by it once?  
  
 i gotta move  as quickly as possible, but i can't figure out what to do..  
 help!
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
a non-picture post
   alright, today is the first day of my returning to a healthier lifestyle to banish aforementioned extra 8 (10?) pounds.  matt, if you're reading this - you said long ago that i would look better if i gained 10 pounds.  we'll see if you agree next time you see me.  AND IF YOU MAKE ONE COMMENT ABOUT ME FITTING IN DOWN IN HALLANDALE (if i "Just had some big earrings"), I'LL TWIST IT 
OFF!  (don't worry, y'all, i'm talking about his boob, not that other thing - he's a married man, for goodness sake!)
anyway, i've had this "day" a few times in the past month, a decision usually come to after trying on clothes or eating a particularly bad-for-me meal and having guilt.
today is the real thing though.  how do i know, you ask?  you know how sometimes you say you're going to do something and, even as you're saying it, you know you won't?  well.  i don't have that feeling this time.  
and i did the shopping.  see, you can't just eat right unless you do the shopping for it.  i have good intentions on eating right but then don't have anything good to eat for breakfast so skip that and then have some horribly paltry lunch and then am so starving by dinnertime that i eat twice the pasta i should.  you follow?
for example, the other night, i did a grocery shop at around 7 p.m., on my way home.  i hadn't eaten since 11 a.m., though, so while i bought things with the right idea (snackwells cookies), i was so hungry that i used them the completely 
wrong way (ate a whole row - 4 - before i even got home).  whoops.
so now i got my essentials:
1.  pria bars.  you cannot NOT eat something between lunch and dinner if those two are as many hours apart as mine usually are (7 or so).
2.  breakfast shakes.  start your day out right. 
3.  a caffeinated alternative to my "light & sweet" dunkin donuts coffees.  i don't even want to think of what kind of sugar/calorie bomb those things are.  so i got some 1/4-as-good cafe latte mix stuff.  but hey, 100 calories.  DD will be reserved for the weekend.
4.  waffles.  kashi go-lean waffles to be exact.  these things are SO yummy.  put some butter substitute and some jam / pb / fruit on them and they are the yummiest lunch ever - for like 300 calories. 
5.  tofutti pops.  actually, i forgot these and have to go back.  30 calories, fudgesicle taste.  you can eat three and not feel bad.  yay, tofu!
6.  some kashi cereal that doesn't look all that yummy.  see, if you keep fruity pebbles or, for me, special k, you'll eat this stuff as a snack.  in mixing bowls.  so you gotta buy cereal that is healthy but is not all 
that yummy tasting.  as in: opposite of cracklin' oat bran.  hopefully this will be the brand that's it.   
fyi all y'all - if you need any fitness gear, target is having a mega clearance.  i got a whole load of fun stuff for like $8.
also, did anyone watch the season premiere of L&O last night?  i fell asleep halfway through.  and, for some reason, i can't find a L&O blog out there to tell me what happened.  help!
alright, i have the "i screwed up and didn't eat enough today" headache, so i'd better be off..!
 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
Today is a share-favorite-pics day
   				 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
        
   
i usually leave the celeb stuff alone
    even though i follow it (mostly in the supermarket checkout line), for i know you guys come here for 100% cat news (the interesting stuff).
  
  she's having contracts canceled because there is a picture of her doing cocaine floating around.  i think it's quite silly.. if you want your kate moss kate-moss thin, then expect her do some blow here and there.  lord knows the girl can't eat.  honestly, was anyone surprised by the "kate moss does cocaine" "news"?  \/\/hatever.
  
 also, i am an avid follower of the train wreck known as tara reid.  i read they're replacing her on that crap show she was doing with kendra wilkinson.  from the country band a few years ago?  huh?  so i did a google search and this is what i came up with.     
   
 seems like a rather strange replacement.
  
   
   
     
 
   
        
   
As promised, I got pictures..!
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
quick update
   so yesterday i  only had to work for a couple of hours.. then the power went out and the "to go  home or not to go home" (i was the ONLY one who showed up at the office) dilemma  was solved for me.  luckily, my apartment never lost power.   :)
  
 monday night when  i went home, fluffy came to the screen of the crawlspace cover and started to  cry.  i was so not impressed; fluffy was stuck.  there are, i  dunno, air vents around the length of the house.. very small little windows with  screens over them.  i went to one of the air vents to look inside and saw  THREE sets of eyes reflecting back at me - fluffy, kitten, and her new best  friend, bigote.  the air vent had a big slit it in already, so i ripped it  the rest of the way and called to the cats.  fluffy wanted out but wasn't  convinced he'd fit so kept going back to the screen.  it was so sad.   finally he tried through the air vent and scooted his way out, just barely  fitting.  luckily, kitten and bigote are both smaller so should have no  problem getting in or out. 
  
 i spoke with the  landlord later and he said that i shouldn't worry about the outdoor cats -  there's an air vent at the front of the house that's open so they can still get  in for the storm.  so i guess i shouldn't be as mad as i was when i  discovered the three cats were apparently sealed in the  crawlspace.
  
 kitten has gotten  good at coming to my door and crying when she wants in.  today, she was out  there with bigote.  isn't that just the funniest?  from the second he  approached her outside, she was nice to him.  and now they're BFF.   what is it about bigote that's different from EVERY OTHER CAT ON THE PLANET that  somehow makes him acceptable?  strange.
  
 ok, so that's the  cat drama for the day.  i got a project i gotta finish, so offa here for  me..
  
 btw - no hurricane  scariness here.  just some tornados yesterday a few miles from my  house!  and lots of rain!
  
  
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
my, my slow descent into eremitism
   one question that  keeps resounding on this blog is - why do people have to suck so  bad?
  
 this morning, i  was AWOKEN FROM LOVELY, LOVELY sleep by a knocking on my  door.
  
 piece of  evidence #1 that someday i will be a hermit:
  
 i hate when people  come to my house.  unless i'm expecting them.  hate, hate, hate.   i especially hate it when it involves me waking up from a lovely nap on my couch  or a lovely dream in my bed.  
  
 it was the  landlord.  he knows the cat lady next door feeds the cats.  and that  is the reason i regularly give him for the fact that we have cats around.   and it's true.  
  
 he said he asked  her to start feeding at the other end of her parking lot, away from our  place.
  
 if they're still  hanging around in our yard in a week, he'll call the humane society to come get  them.
  
 also, he thinks  they're going under the house, so he's sealing that opening  up.
  
 this sucks for so  many reasons.
  
 #1.  the cats  do not hurt anyone.  
 #2.  there  are like three at any given time in sight.  sometimes they hang out on our  picnic table that no one uses.  sometimes they take shade under it.   how goddamn dare they, right?
 #3.  the cats  go under the house to escape the 100-degree heat or thunder & rain.   that, again, does not hurt anyone.  and we have a hurricane coming  TOMORROW! 
 #4.  the only  cats i see that go under the house are my beloved fluffy and my miserable  kitten.  i deposited catherine in there before the last hurricane.   that's it.  yes, they're going to COMPLETELY RUIN THE *DIRT* UNDER THE  HOUSE.
 #5.  i  called.  the humane society does not collect strays unless they are  trapped.  nor does the county.  though they will collect them  if they're trapped.  and you can imagine how adoptable a grown-up, goofy  stray is.  and the county shelter is depressingly bad.
  
 this means i gotta  get rabies tags for fluffy and kitten pronto (they're vaccinated, they just are  not wearing collars).  
  
 oh, also, kitten  was under the house today when i went to work.  i came home at lunch and  the hole was sealed up.  is kitten still inside?  i guess we'll  see.  
  
 why do people suck  so bad, i want to know?  the cats can't help it they're homeless.. it's so  mean to basically kill them because their PRESENCE annoys you.  to not have  the three boy cats get into trouble, i'd have to get them all fixed w/ rabies  shots.. something which is no small feat.  it's not so expensive - $30 per  - but i need a $100 deposit for the trap.  agggh.
  
 i'm exploring  options for them, trying to find a nicer neighborhood.  it's just  sad.  and not the way i want to start a week, bright and early on  a monday morning..
 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
        
   
A weekend in, on, and by (but not under) water..!
    
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
Stimulating news for men!
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Survey shows more and more women experimenting with bisexuality 
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things i will have pictures of by monday
   from tonight
the girl who is coming over tonight who will be new mama to two kittens, if she decides to take them. and if she seems worthy. :)alli, the birthday girl. OF COURSE WE'RE HAVING MARGARITAS. from tomorrowlucas, with whom i'm having br/lunch. his firefighter stuff is keeping him busy, but at least he has to stop to eat at some point. i'll try to get pictures since you womenfolk seem to appreciate them.  there will probably not be any pictures of me, however, due to hangover from aforementioned margaritas. :)sailing. yep, we're going sailing in the afternoon with captain squid again. yay! i should bring my housing so i can get action shots without worrying about dropping my camera in the water.sarah, the birthday girl. she's having a get-together tomorrow night. i haven't seen her in ages, as usual, so it'll be great to catch up with her. from sundayas yet undecided. clambaking? nude sunbathing while listening to reggaeton, having pizza delivered, and drinking rum at the beach behind the condo (as the beach is still public property, you old bastards!)? napping? not sure yet. :) 
   
     
 
   
        
   
they say that cats don't have owners
   they have  staff.
  
 this saying seems  particularly true when the cats gather around to watch me clean their  litterbox.  or, as i like to call it, digging for treasure.  i feel  like they're supervising.
  
 i wonder if  everyone's cats do that.  three-fourths of the kittens sat in the  lid of the litterbox last night to watch me clean it.  it must be  instinctual.   or really, really  interesting.
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
things of recent memory i wish i could erase
   - numerous ear-mite medication applications, including the unhappy patients trying to wiggle away, shaking the medication (and mite sludge) out of their ears and onto my neck/arms/face.  and there was the one time it got in my eye.  mm, cat allergens, parasites, and insecticide!  what more could a girl want?
- having a cockroach land on my arm as i was sitting outside the other night, washing out a litterbox in the dark.
- coming home yesterday to a huge pile of vomit on my couch.  it could be worse; it could have been poop.
- cleaning nasty kitten kitten poo off the side of the litterbox at 2 a.m. so i could sleep knowing my house didn't stink.
- waking up regularly every night, wheezing.  i've been miserable for the past week or so.  aggh.
i don't mean to complain.  i really don't.  i am happy to have the kittens, and the cats, despite all the work involved.  i am just, at present, slightly overwhelmed.  i've reached my waivering point.i'm guessing this is very much how being a mom feels.  because at 2 a.m., after unhappily tending to poop, ear mites, and three instances of vomit, on my way to bed (and a good hour after i wanted to be in bed), i saw this: and my heart melted.  i had to get out the camera and capture it.  and then i spent a good half-hour taking pictures of my babycats, scratching heads, touching little paws, and snuggling (oftentimes against their will).
and my heart melted.  i had to get out the camera and capture it.  and then i spent a good half-hour taking pictures of my babycats, scratching heads, touching little paws, and snuggling (oftentimes against their will). when i finally made it to bed, fluffy followed.  he's been outside usually at night lately, but stayed in last night.  i was so tired but couldn't not pet the little guy.  two minutes later, mama jumps up on the bed.  two minutes after that, a baby came up.  i just sat there, giggling.  three little cats, all looking at me in the dark, expecting to be loved on.  so yeah, this i guess i'm really a cat mom.  i try to keep everyone fed and healthy and sometimes get frazzled over the whole thing, but a couple of days a week after work, i end up in my front yard, making a fool of myself in the grass, enjoying what nice little cats the strays are.  and at 2 a.m., when i'm hating life, a sleeping cat will stop me in my tracks, with a smile.  :)
when i finally made it to bed, fluffy followed.  he's been outside usually at night lately, but stayed in last night.  i was so tired but couldn't not pet the little guy.  two minutes later, mama jumps up on the bed.  two minutes after that, a baby came up.  i just sat there, giggling.  three little cats, all looking at me in the dark, expecting to be loved on.  so yeah, this i guess i'm really a cat mom.  i try to keep everyone fed and healthy and sometimes get frazzled over the whole thing, but a couple of days a week after work, i end up in my front yard, making a fool of myself in the grass, enjoying what nice little cats the strays are.  and at 2 a.m., when i'm hating life, a sleeping cat will stop me in my tracks, with a smile.  :) 
   
     
 
   
        
   
My babies grown up so fast!
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
For those of you that doubted me on Jimmy..
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
Dolphins Lost During Hurricane Rescued - Yahoo! News
   Dolphins Lost During Hurricane Rescued - Yahoo! News
I like this line: 
"Scientists worried that the dolphins might not have the instincts to avoid predators and boat traffic."
Well, considering they've avoided capture 
so far, I'm guessing they'll be OK with the boat traffic, at least.
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
just a secretary
   any time it's the  middle of the month, just excuse any whining or mewing i do.  the hormones  aren't helping, if you know what i mean.  i find it a particularly cruel  situation that the week i have to give up the kittens falls during the  same week i will cry over merrill lynch commercials.
  
 let me see.. news  here?  i've been too busy to write..
  
 #1: my  free (illegal) cable got shut off on monday.  ?!  luckily,  the nice comcast lady came over on tuesday and let me know they had a special -  $9.99 for the first three months, no contract involved.  so at least that  buys me some briscoe time.
  
 #2: my speech class is going fine.  the  teacher is totally ignorant, but it makes for much amusement.  on the first  night of class, she revealed that she had a child at 17 but went on to get her  master's from nyu.  i was super impressed.  it was all downhill from  there.  last night, she said that chinese people are taught before they  come to the united states to never say "i'm sorry" to someone after a car  accident, because it shows fault.  "the chinese are a very apologetic, very  sweet people."  that's nice, mrs. d.  "but don't think you can mess  with them, because they'll pull some kung-fu on you."  i swear to god  she said this.  a woman who prides herself on embracing cultural  diversity.  she also referred to customs of a tribe called the fulani as  "stupid things they do" and calls hair scrunchies "squidgies."  a  squidgy?!  so, yeah, wow.  this should be  interesting...
  
 #3: i  had a crap day yesterday.  first, these people downstairs have had  this sign for a new sub-tenant of ours for two weeks.  all they had to do  was unlock the cabinet by the elevator, slide the name in, and re-lock it.   TWO WEEKS TO DO THIS.  so i called yesterday, again.  the office  manager said it'd be done that day or the next.  i said, hey, that's what  you said monday.  you've had the sign for two weeks and it would only take  you one minute.  he said, "i detect a bit of sarcasm in your voice."   i laughed because, you know, why wouldn't he?  he then went off on  me.. and at one point said something along the lines of the fact that i'm just  the secretary here, so if [my boss] had a problem, [my boss] could call.   uhh.  okay, mr. dick office manager, first, i'm an executive  assistant.  get it straight.  (don't worry, i'm kidding here.)  actually, my boss referred  to me as office manager today, so i have the same freaking TITLE as  you.  but no matter what someone's title is, no matter what they do for a  living, that does not give you the right to talk down to them like that.   so it was crappy on that level.  also on the level that.. you know.. this  is where i am.  a secretary.  an assistant.  an office  manager.  that's not what i want to be but i don't know what i  want to be.  right now, i'd settle for helping animals in  katrina.  i dunno.  but it kinda screws up your day when some guy's  nasty comment throws you into a loop about your life.  jerk.  i'm so  egging his car.  is there any surprise that it's an  SUV?
  
 #4: i don't get to dive at the condo any  more.  then i found out that the condo association sent a  letter to byron's dad about me using the beach there with my friends.  all  byron's dad would have to do is call and say, "She's my guest, stop being  assholes."  but he won't do it.  being bull-headed, as dads tend to  be.  byron tried for me - byron, if you read this, thank you for  trying.  nevertheless, that kinda screws up my weekends.  i'm thinking  we'll haul all our gear to the beach in front of the condo (public property) and  have four-course meals out there, complete with wine and candles.  just to  bug 'em.  we'll see..  and then i was kicking myself, too.  the  guards were being complete jerks about it and my response was, "look, i used to  live here. i have a key because they let me have a key."  i wasn't rude or  mean, but i wasn't giving them any ass-kissing over what i felt was a right of  someone who was given use of the place.  which didn't really happen, but  BYRON knew i was going.. so, you know, by proxy it was okay.  if i had an  attorney type of personality, i would've gone to schmooze the jerks.  but i  didn't.  i need to read that book "how to win friends and influence people"  because, after my dealings with mr. jerk office manager from downstairs and  finding that out about the condo, it's obvious my people skills aren't doing me  any good at this point. 
  
 #5: byron is taking a kitten!  i just have to  get it there.  :)  and i got a call about a lady who wants two  girl cats.. not sure if that's possible, so i'll just have to talk her into  taking two.  i hope mini fluffy goes to someone i know.  i love them  all, mind you.. but there's something special about her.  last night, i  held her in my hand - she still fits - and was playing with her.  i'd rub  her belly, she'd bite my hand, repeat.  then all of a sudden, she just  drifted off to sleep.  of course, i shook her awake and said, "STOP BEING  SO GODDAMN CUTE! I'M NOT KEEPING YOU!!!"  (again, kidding.)  i wish i  could.  the house is going to be so quiet without them.  and  clean.  but quiet.  :(   amusingly, my two "official"  cats have been making themselves scarce lately.  kitten comes in for five  minutes a day and wants back out.  elliot has taken to sleeping in the  bedroom, something he's never done.  i guess i'm not the only one  overwhelmed by four balls of fluffy energy.   :)
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
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oGwyneth Paltrow: Spanish Apple
   Something about all the pictures I see of Gwyneth Paltrow and the (very few) things I read make me think having a baby would be nice.
Link to the story.
I like her. :)
 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
The post 'Empty Nest' is very sweet
   More Than Donuts
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
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Bad weekend for diving, but great weekend nonetheless :)
   Alli & I did a dive Saturday morning, then went to North Bay Village to take sailing lessons.. or, rather, go out with a sailing club that is open to people with no experience and is therefore willing to help new sailors out.  We had a great time.  Yay, new pasttime; we're doing it again next Saturday.Then Sunday we did an all-day affair behind the condo.  Unfortunately, the visibility wasn't so great - and it was hella rough - so our first dive wasn't so long and the second dive never happened.  Bill was the only one insane enough to brave the whitecaps, but that's good because it left plenty of time for the rest of us to sit around and gossip.  And rinse the immense amount of sand off of gear.  (We ALL fell when getting out of the water after the first dive.  I laid there, helpless, as the waves pushed me around.  Finally I had to just crawl out of my BC and drag the tank out of the water.  There was sand EVERYWHERE.  Aggh!)The kittens are as lovely as ever.  I'm trying to enjoy my last week with them.  Right now, they divide their time between attacking random stationary objects (the broom, a napkin, MY FOOT) and following me around the house.  ALL FOUR KITTENS followed me into the bathroom this morning.  It's nice having an audience for everything you do.  :DLast night was ear-mite-remedy night, despite the fact I was dead tired from two twelve-hours-in-the-sun days.  Kitten has contracted the mites since she started going out and I know Fluffy had them before so I checked them all.. sure enough, the nasty stuff was in one of Elliot's ears and one of Fluffy's.  So they ALL got the treatment, just in case.  I hate doing that kind of stuff because the cats really hate it, so they cry.  It's really pathetic.  But then you have four Yodas walking around the house and that's kinda funny.  Lucky me, I get to do it again tomorrow night.. and every other day from there on until they're all better.I'll get pics up later today.. of the beach, not of the kittens.  Sorry! 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
i don't think i ask for much in life..
   but someday,  someday maybe..
  
 *i will have a  savings account whose entire funds cannot be cleared out to pay my fpl  bill.  which is what i have to do today.
  
 *i will have  enough dough to go see a mechanic if something goes wrong with my car.   which will mean that..
  
 *i will have a car  that does not do anything iffy, that does not have any "tricks."  like  my pontiac 6000 - to get to listen to anything other than an abba tape, i had to  take the key out of the ignition (i could do this while it was running), press  'eject' and stick the key under the tape to keep it out of the playing  mechanism.  
  
      -    these days, i have a car radio that constantly makes  crackling noises.  goes off for a day, or a week, at a time.   sometimes turning it off and turning it back on helps.  sometimes if it  stops working, i just have to pull forward a foot or so and it comes back  on.  or sometimes turning the volume down helps.  for anyone who knows  me, you'll know how much i like music - so how much this causes me to  suffer.  agggh!
  
      -    it also makes a funny noise when i turn the a/c  on.  but, of course, the a/c stopped working about a month ago, so i just  never turn it on.  of course, that means it's really hot.  in  florida.  in the summer.  97 today.   makes cross-town trips  interesting.  and sweaty.  and, of course, sometimes it still  makes the noise.
  
 *i will find a  relationship that never causes me to throw my phone.
  
     -    this may sound like a strange goal, but it's  real.  my very own first cell phone was a nokia.  it survived many  throws across the parking lot.  but one of the last fights led to its  demise; i made the mistake of having it in the bathroom at work.  so  many hard surfaces for it to bounce off!  and the little solider kept  working, but the screen was in a dozen pieces, so i had to get a new  one.
  
     -     one of my friends and i were discussing cell  phones.  he said he had a nokia that was really good.  "me too.   it lasted forever," i said.  then he told me why he no longer has his -  "well, me and my ex-gf got in a fight."  i about died laughing.  so  i'm not the only one that takes her anger out on her phone!
  
     -     so someday, that's what i hope for - a  relationship that allows my motorola to keep functioning.
  
 *i will win my  battle against split ends.  and look nice in a bathing suit.  and make  friends with someone who has a boat.  
  
 *i will also get  to bed tom  welling.  and he will also clean out the litterboxes for me.  and  sweep.  for god sake, please let him sweep.   
 *and while we're  at it, i will have a nikon d70, an ipod, and some damn scuba tanks.  and i  will find the remote control to my dvd player.
  
 i think that's  it.. for now.  i don't wish for too much, do i?  really, i'd be happy  with just the savings account and the non-sketchy car.   someday!
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
A "research" program!  My ass!
   Japan begins hunt for 60 whales
Freaking jerks.  Agggh.
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
The Fluffy of Websites
   I LOVE THIS WEBSITE.
http://www.bugmenot.com
See, I read a lot of news stories online.  And it drives me CRAZY that they all require you to register.  This bypasses that!  Give it a URL and it gives you a username and a password to use!  Just used it and it works!  Yay!
Thank you, 
undercovercelebrity!
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
i guess they like 'em thick
   alright, so i have gained a good eight pounds from my near-constant weight of the past two years. eight freaking pounds! now, considering at my constant weight (you like how i don't name the numbers?), i know there's room for improvement, to think of that plus eight pounds is pretty horrific for me. the funny thing is, i am getting the same, if not more, attention from men right now. seriously, over the past couple of weeks i've had trips to publix where i'm gesturing at men by the time i get back to my car. you know, the "what the HELL are you looking at?!" one. i've had men look at me, then nudge their friends to look at me too. or nod their head at me to get their buddies' attention. that heads-up move is one i've just begun to notice. that is really.. i dunno.. weird. creepy. and rude, really.now, i'm pretty sure these 8 pounds haven't knocked me into the morbid-curiosity category, so i'm pretty sure it's because the boys think i look good in one way or another.so all this has gotten me to thinking.. i guess i should chill out about the whole weight thing. now, not to say "let myself go" or even "stay at constant+8" - i'm not practicing healthy habits right now, and being healthier will no doubt lead to losing weight, so.. weight loss is inevitable, if i'm a good girl. but maybe fretting about my weight 8 pounds ago wasn't all that.. necessary.in any case, this leads me to an eventual weight-loss goal of.. hmm.. right around 15-20 pounds. i got 'til the end of the year to do it. can't go home being a morbid curiosity, you know. ;)   naw, really, i just think that if i were eating right and going to the gym regularly, that's probably a weight where i would settle.  i definitely gotta lose those eight tho, pronto; having all your clothes look bad is not a good thing.  and i refuse to buy a "thicker" wardrobe! 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
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i've never seen a fat croc before
   				 
   
     
 
   
        
   
   as most of y'all  know, i'm not a very religious person.  or a religious person at all.   but once in a while, i feel compelled to say a little prayer.  you know,  just in case.  like when i found out my sister kamille was  pregnant again after having suffered a miscarriage.  although that was more  of a threat than a prayer, i guess..
  
 months later, as i  was driving on the turnpike to get to alli's electricity-havin' house on  the friday after katrina, i felt compelled to pray again.  i was reading  the news on my phone, as all people operating multiple-ton machinery at night  should do.  i saw that katrina was then predicted to be a category 4  hurricane by the time it hit the gulf coast.  i audibly gasped, for no  one's benefit but my own.  i had just spent the whole day, after watching  the hurricane out my living room window and not feeling so good about it at all,  thanking each and every one of my lucky stars that we escaped with a category 1  storm.  "if that was a 1, i don't want to imagine a 4 or a 5," was said and  thought a dozen times throughout the day.  and now the gulf coast was  looking at a 4...
  
 so there in my  car, with my knee on the steering wheel, i decided to say a little prayer for  the folks on the gulf coast.  just in case someone was listening, you  know.
  
 i started over  probably three times, but i'd get caught up after the first sentence.  what  do you say?  be easy on them?  help them?  it doesn't make any  sense to me.  if s/he has the power to do that, then why do we have a cat5  hurricane in the first place?
  
 so i guess i'm  back to the place where i won't bother praying.  although i may continue to  threaten.  :)
  
 looking at pics of  the hurricane aftermath today reminded me of  this.
 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
Wow.. How.. sweet.
   Help for Lady Katrina victims - m4w - Craigslist     Beth let me know this has been deleted, so here is what it DID say:
Help for Lady Katrina victims - m4w - 61 Reply to: anon-95876020@craigslist.org Date: 2005-09-06, 9:59PM CDT Hi, I have a beautiful condo on the Upper East Side. I would like to offer two bedrooms to two-three enterprising young ladies that need help after this most unfortunate hurricane. Please understand that you will receive free accomodations in New York CIty with food provided as well. In return you must be willing to have all sorts of fun. Please be young and pleasant looking. A picture is absolutely necessary. 
   
     
 
   
        
   
        
   
$2!
   for those of you i don't call every time i'm bored on the turnpike, here's what happened this weekend:friday night i stayed at alli's so she'd have company as she packed up her old place. we watched coming to america and better off dead, neither of which she had seen. i really felt it was my duty to introduce her to them, you know. now, thank god, we can make sexual chocolate and "you like corn" jokes.the next day, we went out for breakfast at don pan, where i became horrified at the fact that i DARED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE without curling my hair or matching my shoes to my purse or putting on three pounds of jewelry. latinas really are something.. and i thank god i don't live in miami, amongst them. far too much effort goes into looking good. i mean, there's a time and a place for everything; i love to dress up. i love to get glammed- and prettied-up, but i certainly don't want to do it before a grocery run. lord. latinas, give us crackers a break! the rest of saturday is pretty much a blur. oh, no, i remember - i did lots of house work / yard work. then i showered. then i met up with lucas to give him back his wallet, which i had stolen a few days before, and took advantage of the opportunity of being in cracka-ass fort lauderdale to track me down some damn cider. not only did i find cider at the first liquor store i went to, but i was pretty sure the guy who worked there was inviting me to watch jazz with him the next day at riverwalk. yes, fort lauderdale is pretty white. (but this is good - if you wear a prom dress to publix there, you actually will feel overdressed.)then i took a bath. then alli came up for mexican food and HUMAN-SIZED DRINKS (for once). then we went to the late-night bookstore and i got a book dawn will want to read, a book about the deep ocean, and a book i keep hearing about being good. then went home, where i went to bed to read and alli fell asleep reading national geographic on the couch. the bookstore is great - would you believe they leave books out all night and have this sign on the door?
the bookstore is great - would you believe they leave books out all night and have this sign on the door?  ahh, silly hippies.sunday, it was off to help alli move from here:
ahh, silly hippies.sunday, it was off to help alli move from here:  to freaking south beach. cool move, well, sideways - right?everyone got very sweaty (me included, you boy jerks!):
to freaking south beach. cool move, well, sideways - right?everyone got very sweaty (me included, you boy jerks!): and those of us who did not anger matt got beer as a reward. i am not counted in that group, however. i got soda.her new place is great - wood floors, tons of windows, three blocks from the beach. she's taking scaredy cat, so i'm happy one of the kittens will have a trendy place to live. :)then monday - labor day! - i woke up at 6 a.m. (honestly) at the start of the law & order marathon. no alarm clock or nothin'. (don't worry, i did go back to sleep.) ed was in town at like 1 p.m. and called to see if he could stop by to see the kittens. "Sure!" i said and scrambled to get out of my robe and into the shower.. caught! caught being lazy! at least the weather was shit, so i had an excuse. we went out for mexican (ha ha) and had margaritas (huge mistake).. i drank 3/4 of mine so promptly went to sleep when i got back to my place. i woke up 7 or 8 or so - with a hangover. yaaaaaaay. but for those of you that scolded me that seeing ed would not be a good idea - no worries, it was all good. :) besides that 8 p.m. hangover, of course. you'd think i'd have built up some sort of tolerance by now, but the headache says no.now it's back to - sigh - the work week. and we're supposed to have bad weather again this coming weekend.. i will get to go diving again someday, i hope!
and those of us who did not anger matt got beer as a reward. i am not counted in that group, however. i got soda.her new place is great - wood floors, tons of windows, three blocks from the beach. she's taking scaredy cat, so i'm happy one of the kittens will have a trendy place to live. :)then monday - labor day! - i woke up at 6 a.m. (honestly) at the start of the law & order marathon. no alarm clock or nothin'. (don't worry, i did go back to sleep.) ed was in town at like 1 p.m. and called to see if he could stop by to see the kittens. "Sure!" i said and scrambled to get out of my robe and into the shower.. caught! caught being lazy! at least the weather was shit, so i had an excuse. we went out for mexican (ha ha) and had margaritas (huge mistake).. i drank 3/4 of mine so promptly went to sleep when i got back to my place. i woke up 7 or 8 or so - with a hangover. yaaaaaaay. but for those of you that scolded me that seeing ed would not be a good idea - no worries, it was all good. :) besides that 8 p.m. hangover, of course. you'd think i'd have built up some sort of tolerance by now, but the headache says no.now it's back to - sigh - the work week. and we're supposed to have bad weather again this coming weekend.. i will get to go diving again someday, i hope! 
   
     
 
   
       
 
   
        
   
This is my house right now.
     
 Okay, they kittens  are not smoking or anything, but these are the little guys I picture every time  I walk in and, say, find kittens hanging on the side of the couch.. Or hanging  from / biting the broom.  Or like last night, when ALL FOUR were in the  tortoise's enclosure.  Three were biting electrical wires.  If I just  had a chandelier, I know for a fact it would be their favorite place to hang  from.
  
 It's really quite  fun to have the kittens.  A mess, sure, but a lot of fun.  Today, I  came home for lunch and had ALL FOUR CATS come over to / scale the couch to come  to say hi.  I don't get why they're so personable!  But they  are.  :)   Soon, Thor, the little black one, had fallen asleep  sitting next to me, on his back.
  
 Later, I picked up  the one I have dubbed Scaredy Cat and started stroking her little head.   Within about 60 seconds, she was asleep.  Knocked out.  Her head was  flopping and everything.  Oh god, cute.
  
 This morning, as I  tried to leave the house, ALL FOUR KITTENS came to the door.  I'd push one  in so the door wouldn't hurt it and another would advance.  So I'd  push HIM back and another would come up.  Finally, I set my purse  down, grabbed ALL FOUR cats and took them to the living room, then SPRINTED back  to the door to get out before they could meet me..
  
 I would love to  keep Mini Fluffy.  The idea of giving her away bothers me a lot.  Not  sure why, but there's something about her.  Much to do with the fact  that she is, in looks and personality, a tiny baby Fluffy.  And we all know  that Fluffy is the best cat ever.  Even Alli said the other night that  Fluffy is an 'amazing' cat after she woke up to find him curled up at her  feet.  :)
  
 I'll get some  pictures.  They're a lot more brave now - coming onto the porch, trying to  get outside - so getting pictures should be a lot easier.   :)
  
 In  love,
Stacey